Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I was "tagged" by my wife (I know I should keep that sort of thing in the privacy of our...wait, my mom reads this I'm stopping now):

10 years ago I was:
1. Debt Free
2. Enjoying the SLC scene
3. Painting a lot more than now
4. Freshly Married
5. Snowboarding an awful lot

5 things on today's to do list:
1. Finish the Holiday comps
2. Finish my LLC set up
3. Tweak the boiler
4. Be with my family
5. Stay awake

5 things I would do if I were a millionaire:
1. Pay off both my houses (don't judge me)
2. Put most of the rest away
3. Take Candace where ever she wants to go for as long as she wants
4. Lifetime supply of film/paper/chemicals
5. Help out a friend

5 places I have lived:
1. California
2. Utah
3. Maine
4. Massachusetts
5. New Jersey

5 places I have worked:
1. EMULSION Magazine
2. DSW Advertising
3. Waterford Learning Institute
4. MyFamily.com
5. Bare Necessities

(added for seasonal flair)
5 things I have been for halloween:
1. Batman!
2. Mummy
3. Handsome Devil
4. Giant Paper Mache Skeleton Head
5. Bob Ross

Thursday, October 02, 2008

MANWORLD!

Manworld is dedicated to me. I'm a man. I like building stuff so I'm building stuff for Manworld.
First on the list of Manworld stuff to build is a darkroom sink. Below is an account of how it's coming along.


I started with a pile of 2x4 lumber which I forced to fit together all nice-like. I used my very photogenic children as scale.



Nothing in Manworld will ever smell like lavender. Especially if that pipe breaks.


At this point I could stop here and have a perfectly acceptable, albeit freakishly long, workbench. This thing is sturdy, solid and heavy. I decided to push on and not give up.


Setting up to see how the sides shape up before the glue and nail gun are used. The sink is 8" deep on the front and sides.



After the plywood sides were attached I added pine boards to the front and sides which covers the ugly plywood and 2x4 construction while adding rigidity. I also added a supporting strip of plywood to the back and some moulding to the edges. The edges now have about 3" where a man can rest his arms while agitating a tray of developer or contemplating...things.
There was much sanding and caulking and filling in of nail holes before the first coat of primer was applied (tonight actually). My father-in-law will be seeing this sink tomorrow so it better be presentable.

This is one coat of primer. I will do one more inside then paint everything with a color before applying a clear epoxy paint to the inside. The epoxy will make the sink hold water. A drain will go on the right end and I will need to install a sump pump to get the wastewater up to the big cast iron pipe. There's also the matter of plumbing hot and cold water with a tempreture gauge and filters and a few faucets.





Thursday, September 25, 2008

We had the baby...

For more info/pics please see Candace's blog: www.spyderette.blogspot.com

Monday, August 18, 2008

Portrait of Pregnant Candace


I thought I'd keep the trend going and make a portrait of Candace while she's pregnant. The last time we had a painting done by Wilson Ong (google him y'all) and since Candace still had the same nightgown I figured what the hell. Although I'm not sure you can call it a trend because this is only the second and last time this will be done. Somehow we missed doing this with our first kid. We must have been too freaked out by the prospect of actually having a baby that it just didn't happen.


Candace was kind enough to come out to the arbor that leads to the woods in our backyard. I'm biased but I like it.

I took one roll with the medium format and 4 sheets with 8x10. I developed the roll and made a contact sheet. This is my favorite but there are also two or three others I like.
Impending Human Addition

For those of you just joining us (you know who you are) we are due to welcome a new addition to our little family any day now. Candace had an ultrasound today to check her fluid level (don't ask) and came home with this.

If you squint really hard you can see our fat little chubby-cheeked baby. Still not sure what we're going to name her...probably Dagmar.


Sunday, August 17, 2008

Poison Ivy Can Kiss My Butt

If you ever wanted to see every single variety of poison ivy you could come and walk around our yard. We have the bush kind, the low ground cover kind and the vine kind. The stuff is literally everywhere. I've been spraying like crazy all summer and have knocked it back from the areas we use in most of the yard.

The vines are particularly maddening. My sprayer will only go so high up the trees so there's lots of dead leaves down low but up higher the evil stuff couldn't be happier.

When I started cutting down the trees that had to go (and happened to be covered in vines) I was always very careful that if it touched my hands/arms/face I would immediately come in and wash with hot soapy water. I've never been around this stuff until moving to New Jersey so I read all the horror stories online...

One time I was ripping down a vine of what I thought was virginia creeper then realized it was poison ivy. It was all over my hands and arms and I was right in the middle of trying to get trees cut down and limbs cut up so I waited to go and wash. Then I totally forgot all about it. I had no reaction. Another time working on the same tree I caught a bunch of it to my face. Again no reaction. Apparently about 25% of people are immune to poison ivy. Lucky me I'm one of them.



Dead leaves on the bottom-healthy leaves just out of reach of my sprayer. Now I just yank the damn vines right off the tree and up root as much as I can. Now that I have special powers poison ivy can kiss my butt. You're going down sucka!

Tire Swing!

The kids have been talking about a tire swing ever since we started talking about buying a house. Every yard we looked at was evaluated based on if we could hang a tire swing or not. Well, I finally got around to hanging it.


Old truck tire: $0
Chain and hardware: $40
Happy kids: Priceless

The Yard

The inside of the house has been getting a lot of attention so I thought I'd post some pics of what we're faced with outside...
This is the front and where I put the piles of yard stuff for the city to come collect. No one knows when they come and no one has seen them. Every few weeks or so the piles just disapear. Currently I have 11 piles in the front and 4 in the back. I've done this three times so far.


Looking from the front down the backyard is this side strip of open area next to our yard. It's a favorite spot for fireflies in the evening and butterflies during the day. I ride my bike down a good stretch of this until I get to the road with the nice bike lane.


This is the street behind our yard. It's called Jenny Jump lane, how cool is that?
Our yard is made up of half usable area and half "forest". The back half is the forest part.


From the strip of open grass next to our yard looking into the woods of our backyard.


I think at one point the woods were maintained but it's been a long-long time since anyone has put a hand to this stuff. Here's Alexander standing in the old arbor. He's probably getting several mosquito bites.


On the other side of our house is this area. There used to be six or so old pines and a sick crabapple tree here. Half of the crabapple was actually a very healthy collection of poison ivy vines. Now it's a great spot for a swing set.

For Father's day this year Candace gave me a chainsaw. We named it Pepe and it's awesome!


More of Pepe's handiwork. Crabapple stump.


In the back woods there are two sheds. This one was still in great shape except there was a huge willow leaning over it and several smaller trees blocking access to willow. What's that Pepe? But of course you can.
The kids actually talk to Pepe and I now have to do the "voice" all the time. I also have to do the voice of the sledghammer named DonCarlos.



Here's the other shed just as you go into the woods. I kinda want to put a moonshine still in there or something but it's falling apart.



I literally hit the back twice with DonCarlos...
Office/Studio/Nursery

One of the best things about this house is this large room upstaris. I have room to work and make my small paintings. Still need to hang the Velvis...


This room has a closet and storage access. See that little hobbit door beind that thing my easel is on. There's a kind of storage hall that runs the length of the house. The kids love it.


Thank you Ikea for cheap bookcases that look halfway decent. They even survived the move.


Oh yeah. Here's where the baby will sleep until she's old enough to room with her sister.
ManWorld

Before we really get into the plans for ManWorld I wanted to show what happens when you make more paintings than you sell. They start getting hung in odd places. Like the laundry room. Thanks Candace.

Manworld is going to be mainly the darkroom. The darkroom needs a sink so I'm building one. It's been fun designing my first darkoom sink and I decided to size it so I have lots of room to grow. It will be 12' long and will be able to handle 24" trays. I thought I'd like to do some larger prints like maybe 16"x20" and got kind of carried away.


This shows the 2x lumber I used to make the frame and legs.


Here are the sink parts (bottom and sides) plus Hadley and my commuter bike.


ManWorld is in the basement as it should be.


Once you get to the bottom of the stairs you could look to your right and see our food storage. This will eventually be where the tv ends up.


This is where you go if you turn left from the stairs. This area will be where the sink will go and will eventually be framed in and light tight.


The little ladder you see in the picture above this one goes to a crawl space/storage area. If anyone asks us to keep your crap (just temporarily of course) for you, it will end up here. I'll just toss it in and you can come get it out. Do you like spiders? Before this flash photo was taken this space had never been exposed to so much light.


Behind the wall of the "food storage" room is this area. The workbench came with the house. I think it will be great place for a bigger workbench and maybe a place to paint.


If you wanted to go directly to the backyard you could use the bilco doors.


There's a few spiders in here too I think.
Bugs

Living where we do there are always lots of bugs and creatures to look at and catch. Here's what we found today: On the trellis next to our front door we found this Monarch butterfly. We currently have about 5 caterpillars in various stages in the house as an "experiment".


I saw this on the tire swing tree. I think it's a Robber fly sexing up another Robber fly. Or maybe it's lunch. Or both.

We have a ton of Cicadas around here. We even caught one as it came out of the ground and Alexander got to watch it transform that evening in his room. I collected a bunch of these shells for a macro photo idea and had the poor judgment of putting them in a tupperwear and leaving them on the counter...sorry Candace.


Friday, May 02, 2008

Top Ten Albums (in order)
Selections are based on sheer music awsomeness, effect music had on me personally and standing the test of time.

1. Pink Floyd: Dark Side of the Moon
2. Bob Dylan: Blood on the Tracks
3. The Stone Roses: The Stone Roses
4. Clash: London Calling
5. Velvet Underground: Velvet Underground
6. Led Zeppelin: Led Zeppelin
7. Jimi Hendrix: Electric Ladyland
8. Beatles: Sgt Peppers Lonely Heart Club Band
9. The Fixx: Reach the Beach
10. INXS: Kick

Honorable Mentions for bands that I love but couldn’t decide on a definitive album:
The Cure
The Grateful Dead
The Rolling Stones
U2
Nick Drake
Van Morrison
Rilo Kiley (Should be on top ten but they're too new)
REM
Smiths

Johnny Cash

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Moving!
If all goes well, we will be closing on a house tomorrow. We've been packing all the good stuff and throwing away all the crap. I'm a little bummed that I can't use my photo stuff. It sits forlorn in the corner...waiting for me to build a darkroom in the new house. The basement of the house will heretofor be officially called "ManWorld".

This pile looks too small. I should get more gear...
New Camera: Old looking photo
I got a new-ish camera to replace the ancient one I had been using. This one was actually made this decade or so. It has a lot more movements and makes some things much easier to do. I like the idea of thinking less about the tools and more about the image.

Here's the first shot. Made with a wide angle lens from the turn of last century. Coney Island, NY. I over did the rise and front tilt to frame the shape of the Cyclone with the edge of the lens coverage.


This is Nathan. He was kind enough to sit for a portrait or two.


This may be my most recent favorite. Made on the last evening at the family reunion at Bethany beach, Delaware. Five minutes later we were driving home to New Jersey.